“Whoa, man. Did you hear about Moses?”
“Hear? He hasn’t been around for weeks. I thought he’s split for the coast or something.”
“No. He was up on top of some mountain. At any rate, he came down the mountain last night and totally freaked out when he saw a bunch of the younger crowd idolizing a golden calf or something.”
“Yeah, definitely a golden calf. I saw it last week. Very realistic, considering we’re stuck out here in the desert and proper tools are hard to find. Somebody did a nice job on it. The people all made caps with a slogan like ‘Make cows great again’ which I totally do not understand. Continue reading


The last thing I’m going to do is review a book I’ve not read.
I started the day by rescuing a hummingbird
Well, I missed the civic and military parade today.
I have been asked today to discuss the proper way to traverse the Erie Canal, the 363-mile waterway that links Albany, New York, to Buffalo and the Great Lakes.
Something was a little off when Moppit and I reached the Ancha on our walk early this morning. Not a single car was parked on the normally busy thoroughfare that divides Centro from Colonia San Antonio.
What crimes were perpetrated upon society, so heinous that such innocent-looking flowers should be locked behind bars?