“Tree down’s just another word for nothing left to lose …” — singer unknown.

Well, not much of a tree. More like a very dense collection of termite tunnels encased in a very mulchy tree-like substance.

The tree had been topped long ago. Which is good, because the abbreviated trunk barely grazed the exterior wall of Casa Liza hotel on Bjd. de Chorro # 7 in ZonaCentro. Imagine one of those towering trees in the park doing the same.

There is just enough room by the Casa Liza wall to squeeze by. The very agile can scoot beneath the trunk, as did Moppit the Philosopher dog on this otherwise serene Sunday morning.

The large sculpture insists that it did not have a hand in pushing over the tree, just for a better view of the city. “Such an underhanded thing to do,” it said with a smirk.

DNA tests will have the final say but simple observation tells you there is a lot of residual tree bark in that palm.

I’m going out there on a limb and say the city of San Miguel de Allende will have the whole thing cleared up today.