Did you ever have one of those days when you wake up and a word or phrase is jammed into your brain sideways like a rusty shard of steel and you just can’t get it out?
Happened to me today. The phrase was “Dark Pastry.”
Now a normal person would have thought, “Yes! Substitute dark chocolate in all recipe instances in which chocolate is required.”
Me?
I thought, “that would be a great name for a baking/horror/reality TV show.” Continue reading
A lot of you have been asking me, “Bob” you say, “how did you come up with the award-winning and fabulously successful reality TV cooking show “Dark Pastry.”
To date, my natural gift for modesty has kept me from spilling the beans on the cooking/horror reality show but so many urban legends and out-and-out lies by a very jealous POTUS have forced my hand.
Is it my fault that my reality show has been so much more-fabulously successful than his ever was?
Yes.
Yes, it is my fault. Continue reading
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