Let the Christmas movie season begin!

Contrary to first impressions, not all holiday movies this year are about:

1. A high-powered, stressed out, high-pressure, mid-30s, professional urban woman who …
2. Returns home to Hickville to help her Mom/Dad/kid sister/orphaned niece …
3. To move into a rest home/restore a failing business/take over the family B&B/adopt a child …
4. And falls in love with the hunky fireman/hunky plumber/hunky school teacher /hunky yoga teacher …
5. Who really has a PhD/feeds the poor/is secretly wealthy/makes Christmas toys for needy kids/builds wooden boat/is Santa.