Look, it’s not that I don’t love you. I do. I adore you. I love how you get out and make the most of all the wonderful things that make up San Miguel de Allende. Our relationship to date has been a bit one-sided. I get it. You’re busy. You don’t write. You don’t call. But that’s OK. You’re page views tell me I’m getting through.

It is just that, well, we need some time away from each other. Put it another way, I’m going away for a while. And where I’m going, you can’t reach me and I won’t be able to reach you. That’s just the way it is. Just the way it’s got to be.

We’ll always have Scotland.

At least I will. That’s where I’ll be for the next few weeks. Hiking the Highlands. Maybe in a kilt. I don’t know yet. Depends on if the smidges are biting.

I have unchained my staff of feral writers and they immediately scurried into the dusty and dark cantinas in which I first found them and harnessed their skills to the art of event journalism. By now, they are as drunk and useless as when I first found them. Perhaps they will be there when I return.

So, I can’t post. Meanwhile, I’ve added a few things at the end of this week that look like they will be fun while I’m gone.

If you are at a loss for what to do, you have options: DiscoverSMA, Lokkal events, San Miguel Live!, News San Miguel, and grab a copy of the print paper Insiders News which is getting better with each edition.

Sunday, Aug. 25

8 a.m. — Spend a day on the farm
Explore, farm, harvest, cook, eat! Live a unique gastronomic experience at Rancho Vía Orgánica. Discover the magic of Mexican cuisine just 20 minutes from downtown San Miguel de Allende. An opportunity to reconnect with nature, learn, savor and enjoy unforgettable moments at the organic farm and restaurant.
To reserve a spot call (415) 101 5533 or (554) 908 6511. Via Organica is located on the road to Jalpa, not far from the Zandunga ranch/restaurant of Gil Guttierez. Vía Orgánica restaurant is open from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m., Monday through Sunday.

4 p.m. — Jurassic expedition for kids
Explore and learn! Join the expedition with dinosaurs and fossils and discover their secrets in Plaza La Luciérnaga’s Salon del Casino. (See poster)

5 p.m. — Radio San Miguel turns 63
A radio station that is as old as most gringos in San Miguel is celebrating with a live concert series tonight in the Plaza Principal. Happy birthday Radio San Miguel (103.3FM)!
Joining the Jardin stage with radio personalities will be La Sonora Dinamita, Band Rancho Viejo, El Primo Manolo, and Sus Rieleros.

5 and 7 p.m. – Cine Bacco concert series
“Duende”: Jazz, gypsy, and flamenco musicians along with versatile dancer Antonio Rodriguez from Andalucía, create a spontaneous exchange of rhythm and style, skillfully blending traditional repertoire with modern influences, and venturing into innovative creations.
The line-up includes Papacho Sirdey-Desgagnés on piano, Victor Monterrubio on drums, Kin Sánchez on guitar, Yala Torres on violin, and Antonio Rodriguez, dance. Part of the World Music Festival.
Cine Bacco is at Hernandez Macias #59. There are two shows, 5 and 7 p.m. Tickets are $600 pesos. For reservations, call 415-133-5190.

Tuesday, Aug. 27

5:30 p.m. Duo Nigromante – guitarists extraordiare
Antonio Romero García and Nun Kether Arredondo Granados, talented guitarists originally from San Miguel, will take you on a musical journey through South America, Mexico and the United States. The program includes music for one and two guitars, and as a special complement, two pieces from the classical repertoire, including a lute concerto by Antonio Vivaldi, masterfully adapted for two guitars.
At the Sala Quetzal, Biblioteca Pública, Insurgentes #25. Tickets are $220 pesos.

8 p.m. — Woody’s fond farewell
One-time San Miguel resident Woody Price has returned from the gawd-awful heat and oppression of Texas to unleash his special form of freedom-loving rock ‘n’ roll upon the masses all during the month of August. Now it is time to say good-bye to Woody and the Roadrunners.
As Woody says, “Gonna throw a Wang Dang Doodle with the Los RoadRunners on Tuesday. No Cover Charge … Live Paella Baby! It’s been a great month of shows. This is our last show … Gracias a Todos!”
Where? At El Tupiambra where Woody first played seven years ago.

Wednesday, Aug. 28

5:15 p.m. — Angela’s back in town
It has been six months since Angela Kaset has performed in San Miguel, and she’s back at Cafe Murmullo on August 28. If you haven’t heard her yet, you’re in for a treat. A professional songwriter for over 40 years, Kaset’s soulful and expressive voice can be heard on her four albums on Spotify, YouTube and all streaming platforms. Now living in San Miguel de Allende she is performing here about six times a year.
The proceeds of her solo concerts will go to organizations that benefit San Miguel. Tonight’s show benefits Patronato Pro Niños, an organization that provides medical, dental and psychological services for children. Reservations are a must. Contact Bruce McGaw on Facebook Messenger. Tickets are $350 pesos

Wednesday and Thursday, Aug. 28-29

6 p.m. — Playreaders perform “Deathtrap”
The all-time longest-running mystery in Broadway history, “Deathtrap” was also a motion picture starring Michael Caine, Christopher Reeve, and Dyan Cannon. The play will be read by Gene Harvey, Carole Schor, Frank Simons, and Arden Trevino (who also directs).
A staged reading is a form of theater without sets or full costumes. The actors read from scripts using a stand. Actors fully portray their characters and may incorporate some movement. A narrator is used to enhance the effect of the action in the play and the movement on stage.
The performance is in Teatro Santa Ana of the Biblioteca, Relox #50A. Tickets are $100 pesos.

Thursday, Aug. 29

11a.m.– 4 p.m. Postcards to the Edge
Imagine you live in a swing state got a nice colorful, handwritten postcard encouraging you to keep the faith, make sure you can vote, and know you are loved. A pretty good feeling, isn’t it.
You can do that for real, every Thursday at the Abrazos boutique, Zacateros #24. Just walk in and join the writing party. You will be addressing postcards and writing a well-researched script to low turnout Democrat voters in key swing states to motivate them to vovember 5th.
Bring some pesos for postage — $110 pesos will cover 10 postcard stamps. The postcards are free. You can even take a bunch home, if you like. For more information: SanMiguelPatrice@mac.com

12:30 p.m. — Are you ready?
Everything you need to know to be prepared for emergencies in San Miguel. From the organizers: “Join us for a community event where we will discuss practical information on how to plan for an emergency. ExperienceSMA will provide printed worksheets and tips on dealing with emergency situations, while Chandler from exPat Insurance will cover insurance information pertinent to SMA expats. 24-Emergency will join our panel to discuss end-of-life services.”
The event takes place at Soltribe’s upstairs venue in Mercado Space. Food and drink is available. Consider making a 50 peso donation at the door to support rescue efforts.
RSVP at ExperienceSMA.com.

5 p.m. — Young mojigangueros tell all
The young mojigangueros pay tribute to their teachers and talk about what it takes to keep a tradition alive, as well as to contribute new elements in the design and production of the pieces, to make the mojigangas continue to cause astonishment during the festivities. Participating: Antonio Salazar, Erick Mendoza, Marco Bautista and Jesús Campos.
Event by Centro Cultural El Nigromante, Dr. Hernández Macías #75, Centro.

6-9 p.m. Samosas enchanted evening
The Ghar restaurant is celebrating the joy of samosas — those tasty triangular pastries filled with spiced meat or vegetables and fried in ghee or oil. Just as samosas have spread around the world, there is no limit to the kind of fillings they can contain.
For its “Samosa Fest,” the Ghar culinary team has been busy re-creating the samosa for this special evening. Be prepared for some delectible delightful surprises.
The evening includes a welcome cocktail, Five courses of unique samosas pairing with wines from Armonia Wine distributors, and live music.
Ghar is at Mesones #14, Centro. Tickets are $795 pesos (IVA Included). Reservation: +1847 404-6482 or +52 415 690 3703. Write to Kevin@ghar.mx

6:30 p.m. — Grand Reopening Concert
Casa Europa México invites you to its Grand Reopening Concert, a special event that marks the return of their cultural activities. The venue will highlight six well-known local artists and organizations: Lady Zen, Morganna Love, Operísima México, Kristell San German, Mauro Ledesma, and Dúo San Miguel.
Tickets are $400 pesos. Reserve tickets through WhatsApp: +52 1 415 181 2464 or at Casa Europa México starting. They are available through the Casa Europa website as well.

Friday, Aug. 30

6 p.m. A rock ‘n’ roll journey
Take a musical journey through the iconic songs of The Beatles, Led Zeppelin and Scorpions — three of the most important bands in rock, hard rock and heavy metal.
At the Teatro Santa Ana, in Biblioteca Publica, Relox #50A. Tickets are $220 pesos.

6 p.m. Your move, San Miguel
Lily and Renata Duarte, ages 12 and 10 respectively, have been playing competetive chess for nearly three years. Renata recently won the Mexican National Champsionship in her age group. Lily tied for first in another competition, for girls 14 years old and under. She is ranked 10th in the Western Hemisphere in her age bracket. Renata is ranked 12th.
These young San Miguelians qualified to play internationally and they are aiming for a tournament in Paraguay in October.
This fund raiser — Chess and Chocolates — by Camille Smith is planned to help get them there.
There will be a dinner by Chef Edwin Alexander Prior, chocolates, and, of course, some chess. All for only $400 pesos. The location is The Miller House SMA, Calle Guadalupana #34, Fraccionamiento Nuevo San Miguel, Colonia Mexiquito. Call Whatsapp +1 706-974-0221 for information.

Saturday, Aug. 31

10 a.m. — Flower power: Orchid marketplace
Mercado de Orquideas takes place Aug. 31 and Sept. 1 in the shopping alley, Ancha de San Antonio #30. On Saturday at 1 p.m. there is a workshop in English, titled “Success with orchids.” It will be repeated in Spanish at 2:30 p.m.
Many orchid growers will have market stalls, as will vendors of succulents, cacti, house plants, bonsai, fertilizers, and more.

11 a.m. — Asado Sessions with Chef Pablo Nicacio
From the organizer, Casa Agave: “Join us for an afternoon at one of Cañada de la Virgen’s sacred vistas and will feature a delicious asado created by Chef Pablo Nicacio, and featuring our grass-finished organic dry-aged meats.”
Five-course Meal, round trip transportation, Dos Buhos wine, Mata de Monte Mezcale, Service Tip all included for $2,500 pesos.
Transportation will depart from Casa Agave (across the street from Luna de Queso).
Buy tickets here and learn more about the event.

5 p.m. That girl from Ipanema!
San Miguel’s Jazz & Blues Festival team presents the smooth Brazilian stylings of Stan Getz and Astrud Gilberto. Musicians are Suset, vocals; Alex Villagómez, piano; Israel Chávez, drums; and Antonio Lozoya, bass.
At Casa Europa, San Francisco #23. Tickets are $600 pesos at Casa Europa, $660 pesos through PayPal.

6-9 p.m. Runway benefit at Live Aqua
San Miguels own fashion phenom Neithan Herbert debuts his latest collection to benefit Equinoterapia San Miguel de Allende, supporting their mission to provide equine therapy to children in need. The event will be held at a setting equal to the young designer’s creative inspiration — Live Aqua, with a cocktail party to follow the runway show.
Tickets from Eventbrite are $1,800 and a portion of the proceeds support Equinoterapia. Live Aqua Urban Resort is located at Calz. de la Presa #85.

Sunday, Sept. 1

Noon — Charreada!
A rodeo-like event featuring competitive equestrian events that have their roots in Spain. The Charrería is the culture that stems from the charreada, including the costume, music, food, and tools found at the event. Charreria is perhaps the only sport that was born as a direct result of work. The Mexican ranchers of the late 19th and 20th centuries dedicated to raising and herding cattle, as part of their work, developed playful cattle handling techniques that would later become a sport.
Some interesting Charreda facts.
This second annual event will benefit the firefighters and paramedics of San Miguel.
Tickets are available at the Butcher shop “La Lonja” Calle Pepe Llanos #33, at Mesones and 21 Colegio, Centro; Diana Shoe Store in the Ignacio Ramírez Market, location 23; Fire and Paramedic Station (Fray Bernardo de Cossin #133 Fraccionamiento Insurgentes); or from Institution staff.

5 p.m. Lucha Libre!
At the Estadio de Futbol Capi Correa, Arcos de San Miguel. That’s right behind the Tuesday market complex.
Tickets range from $100 – 500 pesos. Information: 442 4701700

Saturday, Sept. 7

All day –Get your motor running …
Head out on the highway with the 7th annual “Ruta de la Independencia” run. (See poster for details.)

Saturday, Sept. 14

5 p.m. — Bullfighting returns to SMA
The historic Plaza de Toros Oriente will witness one of the most anticipated bullfights of the year: the Corrida de la Independencia, within the framework of the Fiestas Patrias. … At 5:00 p.m., the parade will be headed by three great figures of bullfighting: Arturo Saldívar, Diego Silveti, and the young talent Francisco Martínez, who will face bulls from the renowned Torreón de Cañas ranch.
Read more at News San Miguel.

Finally, News San Miguel has a calendar for the many civic and cultural events coming up during September, our celebration of Independence and Abrogada.

Check it out here.

See, ya!